Questionable Wisdom: The Man I'm Going To Marry

I'm not marrying muffins, though if one asked I probably wouldn't say no.

I've found him.

On a dating app.

[Which we can talk about later.]

Listen to this incredible insight from Robert — a boy from Tinder/my future husband.

"Muffins" pronounced backwards is the first thing you do when you take them out of the oven.