Jokes about Meat
I heard a joke on the radio today.
Why did the rooster go to KFC?
Because he wanted to see a chicken strip.
I hate how much I love this.
And then I realized that I know a lot of jokes about meat. I mean, for a vegetarian.
What do you call a cow lying down?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
I could keep going.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Someone stop me, please.
What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?
Feel free to jump in at any time and STOP THIS.
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because it's already stuffed.
I guess there's just nothing quite like a good wholesome meat joke.