• Hayley Zablotsky

Jokes about Meat


Meat.

I heard a joke on the radio today.


Why did the rooster go to KFC?

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Because he wanted to see a chicken strip.


I hate how much I love this.


And then I realized that I know a lot of jokes about meat. I mean, for a vegetarian.


What do you call a cow lying down?

Ground beef.


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.


I could keep going.


What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.


Someone stop me, please.


What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.


Feel free to jump in at any time and STOP THIS.


Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?

The turkey, because it's already stuffed.



Stuffing the Thanksgiving turkey circa 2018.

I guess there's just nothing quite like a good wholesome meat joke.


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