Jokes about Meat

Meat.

I heard a joke on the radio today.

Why did the rooster go to KFC?

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Because he wanted to see a chicken strip.

I hate how much I love this.

And then I realized that I know a lot of jokes about meat. I mean, for a vegetarian.

What do you call a cow lying down?

Ground beef.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

I could keep going.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

Someone stop me, please.

What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Feel free to jump in at any time and STOP THIS.

Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?

The turkey, because it's already stuffed.

Stuffing the Thanksgiving turkey circa 2018.

I guess there's just nothing quite like a good wholesome meat joke.